For the second time in as many inaugurations, the president screwed up the oath of office. This time — unlike in 2009 — it wasn't even Chief Justice John Roberts' fault: Obama just stumbled over "the office of the President of the United States," settling for an embarrassed grin instead of finishing the sentence.

Luckily, he was already legally sworn in yesterday, January 20, as the constitution mandates, not that it's stopped the message board crazies: "The name of our country sticks in his mouth. Interesting."