Among those absent from today's inauguration was Mitt Romney, the man who almost was. NBC News' Peter Alexander also reports that a former aide of Romney's says it's "doubtful" that the Romneys were watching. What's your problem with Beyoncé, Mittens?
- Emeril was on HSN. Perhaps he was selling some cookware to control exploding butter?
- It also looks like there's a Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami marathon on E! today. We know how Mitt feels about Kim, but what about the other sisters Kardashian?
- Also, Lifetime is airing a Wife Swap marathon. But that seems more like Newt Gingrich's thing, anyway.
[Image of sad Mitt Romney via AP]