Security Guard Shoots Off Penis with Illegal Weapon

When police in Trinidad and Tobago were dispatched to investigate reports of a gunshot coming from the area of a car parked in the town of Rio Claro, they did not expect to find a security guard slumped over the wheel after having just shot his penis off.

But that's precisely what they found.

The unidentified 33-year-old was rushed to a hospital in nearby San Fernando, but there is no word on whether doctors were able to reattach or assemble anything.

Adding insult to the worst injury imaginable, the guard is expected to be charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition after law enforcement officials discovered he did not have a valid handgun license.

As of Monday the man was still in the hospital under police guard.

[H/T: Wonkette, photo via Shutterstock]