Michelle Williams, the museum gift shop employee who swears she was once a member of Destiny's Child, has denied the group will reunite at the Super Bowl because she's really busy that night LOL OK MICHELLE I THINK YOU CAN GET SOMEONE TO COVER YOUR SHIFT AND IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
Speaking to WRUG Media Group, an Internet radio company whose website is straight-up just a WordPress page because that's the level of celebrity Michelle is at right now, Williams awkwardly denied the widely-reported rumor that the group would perform a Destiny's Child medley at Sunday's half-time show.
"That's not confirmed. It is rumoured. I'm gonna be in the musical Fela! I hate to disappoint the people and tell them that it's not true."
Judging from the bad way she lies in the video, it seems pretty clear that Michelle is lying—badly, perhaps so that the reunion can remain kind of a surprise for someone somewhere.
The other possibility is that she's telling her truth: that a Destiny's Child reunion is happening but that Michelle, Nobody's Child, wasn't invited.
I'm so excited for Beyoncé's Super Bowl party. Aren't you, Michelle?
Oh actually I'm really busy that night, I'm in the musical Fela!, a small, off-Broadway production, it's actually taking place in my bedroom, I'm singing all the parts, plus I've got like 4 episodes of The Mindy Project DVR'd, so yeah, I'm actually real busy that night so even if I was invited, and I'm not saying that I wasn't, but like even if I was I probably definitely am too busy to make it.
Many people will no doubt be disappointed to learn that their favorite member of the group will not be present, however that's incorrect because it's already been confirmed that Beyoncé Knowles-Carter will be there.
UPDATE: As a commenter pointed out, the Fela! website says specifically that Michelle will not appear in the show in the days up to and including the Super Bowl. (Jan 31 - Feb 3). So now the whole school knows you don't have plans that night, Michelle. You look like a huge dork in front of your crush.