AMC Releases Mad Men Season 6 Promo Pictures to Remind You That Your Life Is Meaningless Without Mad Men

Mad Men is all set to perform a tipsy cha-cha-cha back onto our TV screens for its penultimate season April 7. In the meantime, AMC has released a slew of promotional pictures designed to remind everyone very clearly that this show features beautiful costumes, beautiful people, and lots of cigarettes.

Let's take a look at the dark plot points around which season six will revolve:

1. Joan's wallpaper-skin begins melting off her neck.

AMC Releases Mad Men Season 6 Promo Pictures to Remind You That Your Life Is Meaningless Without Mad Men

2. PEGGY'S FEET GET CHOPPED OFF.

AMC Releases Mad Men Season 6 Promo Pictures to Remind You That Your Life Is Meaningless Without Mad Men

3. Don marries Sally.

AMC Releases Mad Men Season 6 Promo Pictures to Remind You That Your Life Is Meaningless Without Mad Men

4. Due to a small clerical error at the office, Don is un-made, i.e. ceases to exist/have ever existed in the universe.

AMC Releases Mad Men Season 6 Promo Pictures to Remind You That Your Life Is Meaningless Without Mad Men



Looks great. Can't wait.

[Images via Frank Ockenfels/AMC]