Babies are great except sometimes they aren't baby enough. "That bitch Kaixin from baby yoga always smells just like a baby! Why can't my baby do that?" you wonder to yourself. Fortunately for you, the fashion industry is here to help.
Dolce & Gabbana will soon start selling a fragrance for babies. It will have notes of citrus, honey and melon and will be alcohol-free. Co-founder Stefano Gabbana told the New York Daily News about the fragrance, in a little bit too much detail:
"The softness of baby skin, the freshness of baby breath, a mother's sweet hug, [and] the first smile" were inspirations for the scent, meant to enhance the tot's natural smell, Gabbana said.
Blech. That sentence is a bummer.
A 50 milliliter bottle of the eau de Pamper's will set you back $45 and also a visit from social services probably.
Dolce & Gabbana isn't even the first fashion house to put out a baby fragrance. Burberry, Bulgari and L'Occitane have all done one too, so, let's burn this whole thing down.