A little boy in Brazil had quite a surprise waiting for him when he unwrapped his Kinder Surprise Egg.
For one thing, it was white. For another, it had a hard outer shell.
But the boy pressed on — with his teeth — at the insistence of his Troll Dad, who claimed it was a "new type" of Kinder Egg.
Here's hoping the kid got many, many toys to make up for the one he didn't get. And for having a dick for a dad.
[H/T: Obvious Winner]