Republican Rep. Aaron Schock (who is not gay, but definitely has gay fans) from Illinois was recently asked why he doesn't support same-sex marriage. Here's his answer:

Um, well, I-I just haven't.

Haven't been married to a man? Haven't supported it in the past though you might in the future? Haven't tried butt stuff? He just hasn't. Rep. Schock cites his "upbringing and faith values" for his opinion.

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Schock is reportedly eyeing a run for governor in 2014. Illinois has not legalized gay marriage, though it came somewhat close this year.

[Via Joe My God]