Let's Play Beyoncé Halftime Bingo, or 'Beyngo'S

And an angel of the Lord suddenly stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were terribly frightened. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of great joy which will be for all the people; for I am Beyoncé and this is my Super Bowl halftime show."

Looking to combine the passive pleasure of watching Football Presents: Beyoncé with the thrilling rush of gambling addiction?

Print out these Beyoncé-themed bingo cards and become part of the action.

Every space on the Beyngo cards represents a Beyoncé concert trope ("throwin' up the roc"), a Beyoncé/Destiny's song ("Crazy in Love"), or a rumored "surprise" guest ("Michelle Williams").

Cover each space with a small marker (e.g. potato chip; coin; opal) as the noun/verb it refers to appears on screen during the halftime show. For subjective items, such as "Killing it," submit to a group vote ("I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT SHE IS KILLING IT.")

Here are the acceptable winning patterns for Beyngo:

  • vertical line
  • horizontal line
  • diagonal line
  • inside picture frame
  • postage stamp
  • Illuminati pyramid

The first person to achieve "Beyngo!" wins the empty satisfaction of having "won" a meaningless game of chance that requires no skill or intelligence. Also they are "Diva for the Day" and someone has to bring them a drink or snack.

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Let's Play Beyoncé Halftime Bingo, or 'Beyngo'S

Let's Play Beyoncé Halftime Bingo, or 'Beyngo'S

Let's Play Beyoncé Halftime Bingo, or 'Beyngo'S

Let's Play Beyoncé Halftime Bingo, or 'Beyngo'S

Let's Play Beyoncé Halftime Bingo, or 'Beyngo'S

Have fun.

[All bingo cards made at Osric.com]