And an angel of the Lord suddenly stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were terribly frightened. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of great joy which will be for all the people; for I am Beyoncé and this is my Super Bowl halftime show."

Looking to combine the passive pleasure of watching Football Presents: Beyoncé with the thrilling rush of gambling addiction?

Print out these Beyoncé-themed bingo cards and become part of the action.

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Every space on the Beyngo cards represents a Beyoncé concert trope ("throwin' up the roc"), a Beyoncé/Destiny's song ("Crazy in Love"), or a rumored "surprise" guest ("Michelle Williams").

Cover each space with a small marker (e.g. potato chip; coin; opal) as the noun/verb it refers to appears on screen during the halftime show. For subjective items, such as "Killing it," submit to a group vote ("I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT SHE IS KILLING IT.")

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Here are the acceptable winning patterns for Beyngo:

  • vertical line
  • horizontal line
  • diagonal line
  • inside picture frame
  • postage stamp
  • Illuminati pyramid

The first person to achieve "Beyngo!" wins the empty satisfaction of having "won" a meaningless game of chance that requires no skill or intelligence. Also they are "Diva for the Day" and someone has to bring them a drink or snack.

Click on the images to enlarge.

Have fun.

[All bingo cards made at Osric.com]