Washington State Needs a Gnar CzarS

After voting to legalize the sale of the dankest of herbs last November, Washington State is looking to fill the position of Marijuana Consultant. Qualifications for the job include: three years of experience, knowledge of demand cycles of marijuana, as well as a commitment to product quality control and, of course, testing. The starting pay is $100,000 (or 5,000 White Castle Crave Cases).

Does this sound like a job for you? Is it time to make this recreation an occupation and become something? Are you the chosen one, ushering in a new morning in the Evergreen State, 420 years of golden sunshine?