From the second she appeared silhouetted in black against a field of smoke and ghosts to the moment she cut power to the New Orleans Superdome just to prove to Michelle that she could, it was clear that Beyoncé viewed the Super Bowl as a Beyoncé concert where a few fans had gathered in the parking lot to play a quick game of touch football.

In this video, you will find:

  • A fire sculpture of Beyoncé's face facing Beyoncé's face
  • Booties (pert)
  • Booties (popped)
  • A guitar made of sparklers
  • Knee socks
  • Beyoncé dancing against video images of Beyoncé
  • The disembodied voice of Sean Paul
  • Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams bouncing up onto the stage from a subterranean holding cell
  • Like this:

Beyoncé Kills It at the Super Bowl, Sends Haters to the Left

  • And this:

Beyoncé Kills It at the Super Bowl, Sends Haters to the Left

  • And then this:

Beyoncé Kills It at the Super Bowl, Sends Haters to the Left

  • !
  • A promotional song for a movie that came out thirteen years ago
  • Scat
  • All the moves we practiced
  • The ground turning into a ring of hellfire
  • The fear in Michelle's eyes
  • HaAaAaaaAAaAlo
  • Beyoncé collapsing backwards as though dead
  • (But she will never die)

Later, this:

Beyoncé Kills It at the Super Bowl, Sends Haters to the Left

[Video via NFL]