As you may have heard, the Baltimore Ravens survived tonight's Beyonce-caused power outage and won Super Bowl XLVII. In addition to the half-hour blackout, there were crucial missed calls, inspiring viral marketing campaigns worthy of thorough investigation, and excellent sideline tantrums. But how did Joe Flacco, the game's MVP and the world's dullest person, react, live on CBS?

"Fucking awesome."

Well said, if slightly out of character.