As the Today Show hemorrhages ratings, executives have no doubt spent countless hours in their corner offices at 30 Rock speaking in hushed tones about "social media integration" and "guest co-hosts." Who knew it was passion that America's ex-favorite morning program was missing?

This morning, during a segment on Valentine's Day gifts, Willie Geist and Al Roker were feeling a little frisky. So when they were presented with a pair of peach and creme lip balms that mix flavors when you kiss, the two love birds couldn't wait to get their hands on the chapsticks, and each other.