Florida has a reputation for being the black sheep of the country, but it's really undeserved.
After all, you could hardly blame an entire state for the actions of a single man.
If there is weird trouble about you can always count on Florida Man... to be charged with performing illegal back-alley butt injections.
Monitoring Florida Man's misadventures is truly a full-time job.
Thankfully, someone has stepped up to the challenge, and given the world the first and only joke Twitter account worth mentioning.
[H/T: The Daily Dot]