Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

Did you know that the federal government is on track to enact massive, across-the-board spending cuts one week from today—cuts that that could affect important government services, cost hundreds of thousands of people their jobs and greatly slow the growth of the economy? No? You didn't? It's okay: it's an incredibly boring story. But don't worry! We're going to make it interesting, the only way we know how: by putting it in the mouths of attractive famous people. Here now: Ryan Gosling and Kate Upton explain the sequester.

Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

Kate Upton and Ryan Gosling Explain the Sequester

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