The Ononeon: Your One Stop Real-Life Onion Stories Shop

Feeling depressed about The Onion becoming a serious news organization that is concerned about offending people and issues sincere apologies when it does? Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

The good news is, there's a website called The Ononeon (The On1on) which is just like the Onion, except it doesn't have to worry about offending anyone because all of its stories are true.

The bad news is, all of its stories are true.

[H/T: Waxy]