The first shoe landed harmlessly on stage, prompting Styles to walk over, pick it up, and identify it as a shoe. The second one suddenly came soaring in with pinpoint precision striking the poor lad right in the Misters.
Styles immediately doubled over in pain, unable to speak for several long seconds.
Looks like Taylor Swift jumped ship just in time: Styles is officially damaged goods.
UPDATE: The Scottish Daily Record has just posted quotes from an interview with Jade Anderson who claims to be the teen who tossed her shoes in Harry's direction. "I just wanted him to touch something belonging to me," she said. "I didn't mean to him him where I hit him, I'm really embarrassed."
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