Police in Ada, Oklahoma, this week arrested 28-year-old Christie Dawn Harris after a search of her car yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and some ammo.
Harris, who had been complaining to her arresting officers that she needed to go to the bathroom, was ordered to change into "jail clothing," but refused to do so, claiming she was on her period.
That object turned out to be a Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.
That wasn't all: According to Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross, "as [Harris] turned around, [the officer] noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks."
The baggies were found to contain an unspecified quantity of meth.
Harris and an accomplice were booked on various drugs and weapons charges. They both have fairly lengthy rap sheets.