Ahead of an international convention of Real Doll fans set to take place in Brazil, the country's leading sex toy retailer Sexônico is offering inanimate women enthusiasts the chance to be the first to sleep with the country's first Real Doll, Valentina (NSFW).
But Sexônico insists Valentina is no ordinary doll: Her state-of-the-art skin has the same texture as human skin, and can be soaked in water without being damaged, if that's your concern.
The winner of the auction will also receive all-expenses-paid travel to and from São Paulo, a free night's stay in the Presidential Suite of a fancy hotel, and a complimentary candlelight dinner with French Champagne to share with Valentina.
They'll even throw in some sexy lingerie as Valentina's gift to you, and a digital camera "to shoot and then show your friends."
Correction: A previous version of this article stated that Valentina was "locally manufactured." However, according to RealDoll, she was manufactured in the States and imported by Brazil. It remains unclear, therefore, what is meant by Sexonico's promotion of Valentina as "the first real doll of Brazil."