Charlie LeDuff Charged With Excessive Grittiness, RealnessS

Peripatetic poet-reporter Charlie LeDuff, author of Detroit: An American Autopsy, was arrested and* charged with aggravated assault after allegedly biting a security guard's finger this weekend, the Detroit Free Press reported. The incident happened at a St. Patrick's Day parade.

The police report, published by the Free Press, says that Sunny Miller, 54, aka "V1"

SAW S1 CHARLIE LEDUFF FOX NEWS PERSONALITY. S1 APPEARED HIGHLY INTOXICATED AND URINATING IN THE STREET ... HE THEN HEARED S1 ARGUING WITH THREE UNKNOWN FEMALES CALLING THEM "WHORES". AN UNKNOWN WM ASKED S1 "SO YOU BELIEVE THAT ?" S1 REPLIED "FUCK THEM WHOES" A LARGE FIGHT ENSUED. V1 TRIED SEPERATING S1 FROM THE FIGHT. WHILE PULLING S1 AND ADVISING HIM TO CALM DOWN, S1 BIT V1 INDEX FINGER BREAKING THE SKIN.

According to the report, Miller declined medical treatment.

*CORRECTION: The original headline said LeDuff was arrested; he was cited for felony assault but not arrested.