Basketball Fan Refuses to Share Ice Cream with Girlfriend, Becomes Instant Internet Celebrity

While the Magic and the Pacers passed a striped orange ball around in the hopes of throwing it repeatedly into a netted hoop, the real entertainment was taking place in the stands.

A young bearded gentleman who had purchased for himself a large cone with several scopes of mint chocolate chip ice cream was pulling a Joey on his significant other, who was visibly (and comically) aghast at his lack of generosity.

Most likely, as pointed out by Isaiah Thomas and Chris Webber in the post-game play-by-play (see below), the SO had turned down an earlier opportunity to enjoy her very own ice cream cone, and the boyfriend was merely making a very necessary point.

Kudos to you, Ice Cream Guy. Keep fighting the Good Humor fight.

[videos via YouTube]