Following a successful fan-driven fundraising campaign on the website Kickstarter, actress Kristen Bell's child finally consented to begin production on her life by being born Thursday.
Bell's fiancé, Dax Shepard, whom you may recall from Season 1, Episode 1 of Punk'd, in which he pretended to steal Frankie Muniz's car (PUNK'D), announced his daughter's birth via Twitter this afternoon.
Her name is Lincoln, like the president, luxury car company, and Logs®:
Lincoln Bell Shepard is here. She has mom's beauty and dad's obsession with breasts. Hooray!!!— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) March 28, 2013
Later, Kristen Bell posted a tweet about the poops that emerge from Lincoln:
My new roomate poops her pants and doesn't pay rent...basically @daxshepard1 pre-sobriety :) welcome baby Lincoln xo— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) March 28, 2013
This is the first child for both Bell and Shepard. The couple announced their engagement in 2010 but have said they will not marry until same-sex marriage is legalized in California.
[E! // Image via Getty]