While Bill Gates was offering a small fortune for a condom that "feels good," the bro-y entrepreneurs at J & D's were busy creating a condom that tastes like bacon. What's more, the condoms feature something called "baconlube." If you have any concerns about the quality of these condoms or questions about what exactly "baconlube" is, here you go:
J&D's Bacon Condoms™ are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex. Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you're makin' Bacon. As an added bonus, J&D's baconlube™ ultra premium water based meat flavored personal lubricant has been generously applied inside and out for an even more hot pork experience.
So, if you've ever craved "meat flavored personal lubricant" for an "even more hot pork experience," consider this your lucky day. Also worth noting: if you consume less than 0.7 ounces of baconlube per day, you lessen your chance of getting bacon-caused cancer.