Come for the 58-, 63-year-old Richmond, Virginia, resident "getting his Kung Fu Nunchuck Panda on" in the Parking Lot of a local Food Lion on Good Friday, stay for Rev. Aamon R. "Who's Your Daddy" Miller's good-mood-resurrecting play-by-play.

One man.´╗┐ One Lord. One Faith. One Baptism. Two nunchucks.

[H/T: Reddit via HyperVocal]