An Ohio police chief woke up very hungry a few weeks ago. So he went to the kitchen and ate all of his daughter's cake. "I got up in the morning and I ate it. The entire thing," he told reporters. He then began to feel... strange.
"All I can describe it as is that it was the worst feeling in the world," he said. "I thought I was dying."
Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier then got into his car and drove to the police station, where he was met by his fellow officers and taken to the hospital, where he explained to doctors that "it wasn't getting any better. I felt like I was out of my mind."
Finally his daughter revealed that the cake was "laced" with cannabis oil, and that Berkemeier was just insanely high. Doctors then gave him a sedative. "It was probably the scariest thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life," the police chief reflected.
Moral of the story: don't eat your daughter's cake, dude! And even if you want some, because you know, it is your house, and you are the police chief, it doesn't mean you should eat the whole thing. Geez. Manners.