Atwood mostly uses his faux-peeing skills for evil, but in a recent twist, he decided to do some good by using his mock-urine to fight for justice.
Spotting an able-bodied individual parking his Ferrari in a disabled parking space, Atwood took out his trusty water bottle, poked a hole in it, and let the pretend-piss do the talking.
The car's owner, seeing this, did not take the nonviolent protest well, and decided to respond with a violent counterprotest of his own.
Why yes, the phrase "I could buy your whole family" does eventually get uttered. How did you know?