$8,000 in Bras Stolen From Victoria's Secret (Nothing Else, Just Bras)

Yesterday morning—while you were surely doing something productive like your daily calisthenics—a couple of crooks pulled off an unusual heist: they stole $8,000 in bras.

According to CBS Philly, two unidentified men walked into the Victoria's Secret at the Willow Grove Mall in Pennsylvania's Montgomery County, and in under two minutes, managed to stuff $8000 worth of bras into garbage bags.

Nothing else. Just bras.

Suggested headline for when the suspects are caught: A COUPLE OF BOOBS.

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