Clinkle Is Bribing College Students With a Vending Machine Full of Cash

Clinkle, a well-funded startup run by Lucas Duplan, the Prince Joffrey of mobile payments, recently revealed its $30 million idea. After rounds of layoffs and many setbacks, young Duplan has bestowed the world with . . . a debit card. Not sold? Well how about if Clinkle gives you $20 from its Treat Bot vending machine? » 11/25/14 3:51pm 23 minutes ago

Kirk Cameron's Attempt to Game Rotten Tomatoes Backfired Spectacularly

Kirk Cameron—holy moron, village idiot, bigot in pilgrim's clothing—is losing his battle to save Christmas from the gays or whatever, and he's blaming the critics. » 11/25/14 3:15pm Today 3:15pm

Method Actress Jennifer Lawrence Performs Vanderpump Rules Intro at Pump

Vanderpump Rules, the sexiest show on television between the hours of 9 and 10 p.m. on Mondays, has a very silly opening credits montage. Here is celebrated actress Jennifer Lawrence recreating that montage with her friends at Lisa Vanderpump's new Beverly Hills restaurant Pump: » 11/25/14 3:03pm Today 3:03pm

The Washington Post Testifies in Darren Wilson's Defense

In explaining why a grand jury decided not to press charges against Darren Wilson, St. Louis County prosecuting attorney Bob McCulloch presented what sounded like the defense's version of the incident. This morning, he was one-upped by the Washington Post in a package matter-of-factly titled "What happened in… » 11/25/14 2:40pm Today 2:40pm

CNN Was the Human Centipede of Journalism Last Night

Last night, CNN attempted to cover the contentious events in Ferguson, Mo., including the announcement that police officer Darren Wilson would not be indicted for killing a black teenager named Michael Brown and the heated protests which followed. What the most trusted brand in American journalism ended up… » 11/25/14 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Travel Disaster: New York City Could See Six Inches of Snow Tomorrow

The East Coast's first major snowstorm of the year is expected to start cranking tomorrow afternoon, dropping significant snow in the Northeast the busiest travel day of the year. Out of all of the major cities, New York City is poised to see the most, with up to six inches possible. » 11/25/14 2:21pm Today 2:21pm

Couple's Monopoly Game Ends With Her Smacking His Dumb Face Goddamn

I do not know 21-year-old Alyssa Ferraro of Hooksett, NH, but from what we can gather from her reported arrest by police following a presumably intense game of Monopoly, she's just a woman who needed to tell her boyfriend, "fuck this shit" ("this shit" being "u r cheating at this game") with her hand. » 11/25/14 2:00pm Today 2:00pm

Here's What To Do If Your Holiday Flight Is Canceled Or Delayed

It's Thanksgiving week — one of the busiest travel weeks of the year. And like many other years, there's a massive storm on the doorstep of the nation's northeast major hub airports that could send everyone's plans right to hell. But to help you be prepared, here are some of your options to get back on track. » 11/25/14 12:50pm Today 12:50pm

Docu-Series Dirty 30 Offers Modern Outlook on Living with HIV/AIDS

According to the Center for Disease Control, blacks account for almost 50 percent of all new HIV infections among adults and children in the U.S. It is a staggering statistic when you consider blacks represent less than 13 percent of the entire population. Globally, living with HIV and AIDS is a debilitating reality… » 11/25/14 12:25pm Today 12:25pm