Words the New York Times Used to Describe Black Women, Ranked

A writer wrote a thing about black women. It is bad. Very bad. Do not read this article. It will make your face do that thing where your eyebrows pinch together and your left eye starts twitching uncontrollably. Below are the keywords from this article, ranked from Bad to The Fuck You Say About Me?! » 9/19/14 2:39pm 3 minutes ago

Groupon Sneaks Out Horrible Diversity Report Before Alibaba IPO

Tech titans slowly began releasing their diversity numbers earlier this year as a well-intentioned conversation starter about the industry's troubling sameness. But as the disclosures pressed on, companies began burying their reports, hoping no one would notice how truly terrible their gender and racial breakdowns… » 9/19/14 2:00pm 42 minutes ago

Chris Brown's Terrible New Album X, A-Z

A is for Asshole. Chris Brown is an asshole. Even if we summon all of the self-control needed to ignore his violent, petulant, destructive, unrepentant, homophobic conduct, and focus on his music, his on-record persona is consistently dickheaded in a way that is out-of-step with the contrived redemption arc devised … » 9/19/14 1:26pm Today 1:26pm

The F-35′s X-Ray Vision Is The Future Of Naval (And All Other) Warfare

One of the most 'popular' features on the controversial F-35 is the jet's Distributed Aperture System (DAS). DAS creates an all-seeing sphere and classifies and relays data and video to the pilot's helmet and to the jet's mission computers. This game-changing system has now been adapted for the high seas, and it won't… » 9/19/14 12:38pm Today 12:38pm

Police Search Apartment in Connection With Missing UVA Student

Charlottesville, Va. police executed search warrants today of an apartment and car believed to be relevant to the search of missing University of Virginia student Hannah Elizabeth Graham, who has been missing since last Saturday. » 9/19/14 12:10pm Today 12:10pm

Maybe We Should Just Let Atlantic City Die Already

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — There are about as many ideas about how to save Atlantic City as there are residents of Atlantic City (39,551). I don't say that hyperbolically. When I was there this past weekend every single person I talked to knew exactly what was wrong with it and how to fix it: it's either Trump's fault, or… » 9/19/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm

Fraternity Allegedly Used Color-Coded System to Roofie Girls

Three female students and one male student went to the hospital this weekend after a party at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Tau Kappa Epsilon house. According to the police report, TKE brothers were using a color-coded system to "welcome" their female guests. Those guests were likely roofied. » 9/19/14 11:47am Today 11:47am

Maybe We Should Just Let Atlantic City Die Already

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — There are about as many ideas about how to save Atlantic City as there are residents of Atlantic City (39,551). I don't say that hyperbolically. When I was there this past weekend every single person I talked to knew exactly what was wrong with it and how to fix it: it's either Trump's fault, or… » 9/19/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm