Legendary Punk Artist to Internet Commenters: "Put Yr Dck in Yo Mouf"

Raymond Pettibon, the visual artist responsible for such iconic images as the Black Flag logo and Sonic Youth's Goo album cover, maintains a spectacularly salty online persona. Recently, he—or someone posing as him—took his mashed-out proclamations to the Hypebeast comments section, of all places, dishing out poorly… » 9/19/14 6:26pm 35 minutes ago

Weekend TV Can't Wait to Start Layering

As the Autumn season comes closer and closer some of us just can't stop thinking about all the clothes we haven't been wearing, and putting them on our bodies. Sometimes just one at a time, sometimes in complicated arrangements, depending on the barometric pressure, wind chill and relative temperature of the… » 9/19/14 6:00pm Today 6:00pm

That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Cry For America

On Thursday, The Gatorade Company Inc.—a marketing shop with a secondary concern in the manufacture and distribution of sweetened salt water—released an advertisement featuring Derek Jeter, one of the worst players in baseball. » 9/19/14 5:18pm Today 5:18pm

Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Occasionally, against all odds, you'll see an interesting or even enjoyable picture on the Internet. But is it worth sharing, or just another Photoshop job that belongs in the digital trash heap? Check in here and find out if that viral photo deserves an enthusiastic "forward" or a pitiless "delete." » 9/19/14 4:58pm Today 4:58pm

Kevin Rose Is Competing With His Own Investment

On September 4th, Kevin Rose, the Digg founder turned partner at Google Ventures, sent out a series of texts to the folks who were beta testing his new photo-sharing app, Tiiny. People were curious about the similarities between Tiiny and another photo-sharing app, Cap, made by Rose's protege Danny Trinh. » 9/19/14 4:36pm Today 4:36pm

More Problems Found at Leaky New Mexico Nuclear Waste Dump

The New Mexico dump which holds the nation's dirtiest laundry from nearly 70 years of nuclear weapons production was supposed to be a an accident-proof underground vault that would entomb radioactive waste in a 2,000-foot thick layer of salt for at least 10,000 years. » 9/19/14 4:16pm Today 4:16pm

Clay Aiken Says Celebs in Photo Hacking Scandal Got What They Deserved

Clay Aiken, former American Idol contestant who you sort of remember, current Democratic nominee in North Carolina's 2nd congressional district, has some thoughts about the recent celebrity nude photo hacking scandal. Wanna hear 'em? » 9/19/14 4:08pm Today 4:08pm

What Would Politics Look Like Without Plagiarism?

Pundits are aflutter over a Wisconsin Democrat's plagiarism of other candidates' platforms for her jobs plan. What would politics look like without plagiarism? Nothing. Politics is plagiarism. And it will continue to be plagiarism until we demand something different of our politicians, and ourselves. » 9/19/14 3:41pm Today 3:41pm

An American Family in Ruins: Honey Boo Boo's Parents Split

It's a tragedy for me to see the dream is over: TMZ is reporting that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch June Thompson and her fairly beta other half Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson are no more. It seems that Sugar Bear has been trolling online for a new partner, and Mama June is convinced that he's been cheating on her.… » 9/19/14 3:24pm Today 3:24pm

Are Investors Afraid of the Tech Bubble? Let's Read Their Emails

For the first time in a long time, some of venture capital's biggest names are openly worried. Sky-high valuations, easy money, and mounting burn rates are on everyone's mind (and in everyone's blog posts). But what's the private reaction? » 9/19/14 3:17pm Today 3:17pm

Teen High on Meow Meow Goes on Robbery Rampage With a Machete

The drug mephedrone, commonly referred to as "Meow Meow," has been driving teens to all kinds of destruction lately. Connor Scott, a 19-year-old Meow Meow addict, reportedly admitted this week to holding up two different British clothing stores with a machete. According to the police report, when cops caught up to… » 9/19/14 3:10pm Today 3:10pm

Chicago, Detroit Face a Risk for Severe Weather on Saturday

It looks like the weather over the United States will briefly get interesting again over the next few days, and as with all interesting weather, it spells danger for millions of people. Areas from Chicago to Detroit are at risk for large hail, damaging winds, and possibly an isolated tornado tomorrow. » 9/19/14 3:04pm Today 3:04pm

Horny South Carolina Man Busted for Allegedly Stealing Pocket Pussy

Spartanburg, SC police arrested Shane Gregory, 22, for shoplifting at a Priscilla McCall's store. After setting the store's front door security alarms off, he was asked to remove the contents of his pockets by a store employee. He obliged, and allegedly removed: one (1) condom and one (1) pocket pussy belonging to the… » 9/19/14 2:57pm Today 2:57pm