Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who smokes crack, has parted ways with the Catholic high school football team he used to coaches. He's still mayor of Toronto though.
Man Finds Most Valuable Comic Book of All Time Hidden Inside His House
It's like something out of a comic book: A Minnesota man was in the process of remodeling an abandoned Elbow Lake house he had purchased for $10,100, when he suddenly stumbled across the most valuable comic book of all time hidden inside the wall.
Hyatt heir and would-be Commerce Secretary Penny Pritzker accidentally left $80 million off her financial disclosure forms. No biggie; couch-cushion money, really.
This Week in Tabloids: Look Inside Amanda Bynes' Weird-Ass 'Drug Den'
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we send Kristine Gutierrez to the newsstand to pick up the new issues of In Touch, Us, Life & Style, Ok! and Star in hopes of getting high on celebrity news. This week, Lindsay Lohan's drug dealer talks about dropping her as a client; the Kardashians are millions of…
Oakland Thieves Hit Another TV News Crew, and Their Security Guard
Crooks broke into a KGO-TV news van outside an Oakland art gallery on Tuesday, but that's become common in California's city of constant crime. What's weird is that the burglars also broke into the private security vehicle assigned to protect the news van.
That Blond Kid from 'Silver Spoons' Is Now a U.S. Military Propagandist
Ricky Schroder, who played the little Aryan kid on Silver Spoons, is now a professional propagandist working on behalf of the U.S. military-industrial complex, just as you would have guessed.
Former Bush administration flack Dan Bartlett is Wal-Mart's new PR guy. Sounds about right.
A horrifying daytime attack by local terrorists armed with meat cleavers has left a U.K. soldier dead in the street in southeast London. The crazed killers shouted "Allahu Akbar" after completing their grisly crime and then demanded stunned passers-by take video.
