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I'm Sorry, But Who the Fuck Does This Homewrecking Pig Think She Is?

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Do you see this pig? The one photographed above, biting her pen like it’s a throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt? This, my friends, is Denise, and it’s recently come to my attention that she’s the homewrecking hog America’s beloved Kermit the Frog left America’s more beloved Miss Piggy for. And I would like to know… » 9/01/15 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

Ex-Director of Jared Fogle Charity Pleads Guilty to Child Porn Charges

On Tuesday, the former director of Jared Fogle’s anti-childhood obesity charity pled guilty to 12 counts of child exploitation and one count of distributing and receiving child pornography, charges related to an alleged conspiracy with the disgraced Subway spokesperson, The Washington Post reports. » 9/01/15 7:45pm Yesterday 7:45pm

Cosby Rapeseed Portrait Banned from State Fair: "In America, We Call It Canola" 

Artist and programmer Nick Rindo, whose medium of choice is various plant seeds, created a portrait of accused sexual predator Bill Cosby out of canola seeds and submitted it to the Minnesota State Fair. But it didn’t take the fair organizers long to realize that the rape portrait had not fallen far from the rape… » 9/01/15 5:20pm Yesterday 5:20pm

A Typhoon and a Hurricane Are the Same, So Why Do We Call Them Different Names?

A tropical cyclone is an iconic storm that strikes fear (or laughter) in the heart of coastal residents around the world. Most of these low pressure systems over the ocean are weak, but some can grow into monsters. If they’re all the same kind of storm, though, why do we call them different names around the world? » 9/01/15 5:08pm Yesterday 5:08pm

Being Hillary Clinton's Private Spy Was a Full-Time Job

When journalist-turned-Clinton-shill Sidney Blumenthal was blocked by the Obama White House from a full-time job in Hillary Clinton’s State Department, he settled for the next best thing: Constantly spamming Clinton’s secret, private email account. » 9/01/15 5:00pm Yesterday 5:00pm

Men Consume, Women Are Consumed: 15 Thoughts on the Stigma of Sex Work

Last week, federal agents arrested the founder and five staffers of male escort site Rentboy.com. Two days later, GQ published “The Real Life of a Sugar Daddy,” a feature on SeekingArrangement.com’s buyers and sellers of sex. Here, Charlotte Shane, who’s been a sex worker for 11 years and a writer under this name for… » 9/01/15 4:52pm Yesterday 4:52pm

Kate Bosworth Likes Her Husband

It makes me sick that—in 2015!!!—unfettered access to the thoughts, feelings, and desires of those we know from television, film, and photograph is still—somehow??!—out of reach. It is unacceptable. Luckily, in a recent interview with Express, Kate Bosworth let us know what she thinks about her husband. » 9/01/15 4:33pm Yesterday 4:33pm

Bruce Springsteen Has Been Shitting on His Biggest Fan Chris Christie Since Time Immemorial

Like the narrator of the Bruce Springsteen classic “I’m Goin’ Down,” Chris Christie just can’t stop lovin’ somebody who doesn’t seem to love him back. Except in Christie’s case, it’s not the dying flame of an old relationship he wants, but the love of Bruce Springsteen himself. Recently unearthed emails show that the… » 9/01/15 4:23pm Yesterday 4:23pm

"Your next article should just be nothing more than a quote from someone else, nothing more"

To: scocca@gawker.com

From: matt mcewen <REDACTED@gmail.com>

Subject: Hey, cool article about nothing.

“Here is an “article” I will “write” that is somebody elses opinion of an authors “writing”. I’ll maybe say a sentence or two after their opinion, and then my Gawker “article” for the day will be done and I can check…

» 9/01/15 3:52pm Yesterday 3:52pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 219: What Is the Nap Time Workout? 

Sixty-nine days of Kristin ago, Kristin Cavallari made a business decision regarding the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android: She started charging her followers $2.99—per month—to access “exclusive” content on the app. In the intervening weeks, however, she has relented slightly; she’s posted several… » 9/01/15 3:35pm Yesterday 3:35pm