Drunken Uconn Shithead Wants His Mac and Cheese Right Now, Cafeteria Staff Not Having It

This video, uploaded to YouTube Monday, stars an entitled young UConn student who wants some “fucking bacon jalapeño mac and cheese,” but these “fucking idiot” cafeteria workers won’t give it to him. Instead, they keep telling him he’s going to get expelled for bringing beer into Union Street Market. Whatever! This is… »10/06/15 10:32am14 minutes ago

Tiny, Dysfunctional Family to Protest National Weather Service Over the Gays or Whatever

The sign-toting human embodiment of talk radio will stage a protest of the National Weather Service on October 8 because they’ve run out of new things to hate. They’re also somehow tying gays into the protest, of course, because everyone knows we secretly control the weather. (Why else would chemtrails be so neatly… »10/05/15 4:53pmYesterday 4:53pm