Just Kill Glee Already

Glee is a mess. Its stars have fought each other and gotten their Twitter accounts hacked, and no one watches the show anymore. Now, as the show gears up for its sixth and final season, it can't even die a dignified death. » 7/10/14 5:10pm 42 minutes ago

Earth to Robin Thicke: No1curr About Your Stupid Paula Album

Robin Thicke's ode to his estranged wife, his seventh studio album, Paula, is a commercial disaster. In its first week, it sold 24,000 copies in the U.S.—that's an almost 87 percent drop from the first-week haul of last year's Blurred Lines (177,000 copies), and even less than Jennifer Lopez's recent A.K.A., which… » 7/10/14 4:50pm Today 4:50pm

Kentucky's "Real-Life Dexter" Is Really Fake

"Wouldn't it be crazy if [TV show I watch] were real?" That's the thought that had Showtime subscribers losing their shit this week after an article came out about 17 dismembered bodies being found in the Ohio River near Henderson, Ky. According to the report, the victims were wrapped in individual plastic bags and… » 7/10/14 4:07pm Today 4:07pm

Manhattan's New 1,775-Foot Skyscraper Proves New York Loves America

Next time someone tries to tell you New York City isn't Real America, you remind them: 1 World Trade Center is 1,776 feet tall, man. Ain't that America? We love our country so much, in fact, that a new skyscraper — Earth's tallest residential building! — will top out one foot lower in patriotic deference. » 7/10/14 4:03pm Today 4:03pm

Social Network With No Revenue or Assets Somehow Worth $4.75 Billion

Perhaps CYNK is proof that we're in a tech bubble. Or maybe investors are getting taken for a ride. Either way, a Belize-based "social networking" startup that has no assets, no revenue, no members, and one employee has seen its value shoot up 27,066 percent in the last month. » 7/10/14 3:56pm Today 3:56pm

Just Undo It: The LeBron James Profile That Nike Killed

This profile of LeBron James was reported and written in 2011 for Port, a new London-based men's magazine, under odd circumstances: Nike paid for the writer's travel expenses and a portion of his fee. The story that came out of the trip was not what Nike had expected—a rep was apparently "furious"—and the magazine,… » 7/10/14 3:35pm Today 3:35pm

Witness Testifies That Friends May Have Taken Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Weed

Azamat Tazhayakov, friend of younger, dreamier Boston Bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, is currently on trial for obstruction of justice. Tazhayakov is one of three Dzhokhar friends who will each be tried separately on similar charges — and now the equally grievous charge of copping Dzhokar's stash. » 7/10/14 3:26pm Today 3:26pm

Cops Decide Not to Photograph Teen's Erect Penis to Prove He Sexted

After being roundly criticized for the plan, cops and prosecutors in Manassas City, Va. have decided not to take photos of a 17-year-old boy's erect penis to prove he sexted his underage girlfriend. They're not dropping the case against the kid, however. He's still charged with felony counts of possessing and… » 7/10/14 3:15pm Today 3:15pm

Watch Mindy Kaling Keep It Together As She Announces Her Own Emmy Snub

It wouldn't be the Emmys without someone getting snubbed, but at least most Emmy hopefuls get to decide where they'll be when they find out whether they got the nomination. "Fucking Indian woman who has her own fucking network television show" Mindy Kaling co-hosted this year's noms, so she had to remain on stage… » 7/10/14 2:40pm Today 2:40pm