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Is Ancient History Completely Made Up By 'The Man'?

Assume a notable story on a notable day in history—the lunar landing, say—was fabricated. Now assume that 400,000 to 2 million such days were concocted. You begin to get a sense of the scope of New Chronology, the "empirico-statistical" theory that much of human history is a fiction assembled to serve the powerful. » 4/01/15 10:18am 23 minutes ago

Rest in Peace to the World's Oldest Person

Misao Okawa, the world's oldest person, died on Wednesday at the age of 117. Members of her family told the Associated Press that Okawa died of heart failure and stopped breathing at her nursing home in Osaka, Japan. » 4/01/15 10:15am 26 minutes ago

Indiana Pizzeria Takes Brave Stand of Denying Gays Pizza for Weddings

Crystal O'Connor of Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana, has her finger on the pulse of what gays want at their weddings: pizza. But thanks to her home state's new Religious Freedom Restoration Act, she can deny those carb-loving queers the sauce and cheese that they're just probably going stuff up their butts,… » 4/01/15 10:12am 29 minutes ago

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Indiana's Anti-Gay "Religious Freedom" Isn't More of the Same—It's Worse

Indiana just passed its own version of a federal law called the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, due to take effect July 1, making it one of nearly 20 states (and the U.S. Congress) to have enacted such a bill. But while other RFRA bills range from the righteous to the innocuous, Indiana's is pernicious and… » 4/01/15 9:55am 46 minutes ago

"How many times you should be having sex each week." As A) an unanswerable question B) about sex C) that people will argue about, this constitutes a story that will never stop being written despite its nonsensical premise, because all of you are too insecure to resist checking. So—how many times??? » 4/01/15 9:30am Today 9:30am

Teresa Giudice Poses for Us Weekly Cover in Prison

This is not a lie or a joke, but a blessing from the baby Jesus she loves so much: Teresa Giudice posed for this week's cover of Us Weekly with her fambly in prison. Her hair is naturally curly, her jumpsuit is army green, and two of her beautiful daughters (Gia and Gabriella) are missing for reasons unknown. » 4/01/15 9:20am Today 9:20am

Teen Knocks Out 60-Year-Old Man in Single Blow at Philly Train Station 

Philadelphia police are searching for a teenager caught on surveillance camera knocking a 60-year-old man out cold on the platform of a SEPTA train station Monday. » 4/01/15 9:11am Today 9:11am

Gas Siphoning Coverup May Have Caused East Village Explosion

Mom Apologizes on Facebook for Shitty Kids' Rude Behavior

Of the few checks on the unrelenting sociopathy of teens, one of the most effective is the tattling little brother. The power of the squealer was recently demonstrated in Birmingham, Alabama, where it allowed a woman to publicly apologize to the people her noxious spawn had wronged. » 4/01/15 1:46am Today 1:46am

Cops: Uber Driver Took Woman to Airport then Went Back to Rob Her House

An Uber driver in Denver was arrested this week after he allegedly drove a woman to the airport, then drove right back to her house to rob it. » 4/01/15 12:22am Today 12:22am

Teen Finds Parents Dead in Home With Injuries From Chainsaw

Joni Mitchell Hospitalized in Intensive Care Unit

According to reports, singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell was hospitalized in the intensive care unit Tuesday after someone found her unconscious at her home in Los Angeles. » 3/31/15 11:18pm Yesterday 11:18pm

Walmart CEO Condemns Arkansas "Religious Freedom" Bill, Calls for Veto

On Tuesday, the Arkansas legislature passed a near-copy of Indiana's widely criticized "religious freedom" bill—believed by many to allow discrimination against gays and lesbians—drawing staunch criticism from an unexpected source: Walmart. » 3/31/15 10:30pm Yesterday 10:30pm

Getty Oil Heir Found Dead in Lurid Scene at Los Angeles Home

Law enforcement officers are investigating after Andrew Rork Getty, an heir to the Getty Oil fortune, was reported dead Tuesday by a former girlfriend against whom he had recently obtained a restraining order. » 3/31/15 9:29pm Yesterday 9:29pm

I Can't Stop Looking at This Lamb With a Deformed Old Man's Face

Look at this creepy lamb reportedly born in a village in Dagestan earlier this month. Described by some as the "anti-Christ" and others as an "old man," the deformed baby sheep has terrified everyone who's laid eyes on it. » 3/31/15 8:14pm Yesterday 8:14pm

Pennsylvania Man Killed By His Dead Mother-In-Law

A Pennsylvania man who basically died at the hands of his dead mother-in-law Monday will reportedly be laid to rest this week "right in front" of the spot where she killed him. » 3/31/15 7:30pm Yesterday 7:30pm

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Live Your Best Life by Entering to Win a $150 Visa Gift Card

2015 is the year of the sheep, and there's no better herd to follow than the Live Your Best Lifers! There they are, going to yoga brunch and tweeting the lyrics to "No Scrubs" in that nostalgic-for-the-90s-even-though-1999-doesn't-really-count kinda way. But that version of Best Life seems alien to you, doesn't it? A… » 3/31/15 11:21am Yesterday 11:21am