Ranking the New Amazon Prime Exclusives

Amazon Prime's Instant Video is always pretty proud of their exclusive content, and they have every right to be, but maybe it's showing your cards a little bit to explain out loud, "We're talking about Netflix here, people. This is stuff you can't get on Netflix. Please love me." In the interests of following… » 8/21/14 9:05am 20 minutes ago

American Doctor Infected with Ebola Tests Negative, Will Be Released

Kent Brantly, one of the two American doctors infected with Ebola while working in west Africa, is expected to be released from Emory University Hospital today. The second patient, Dr. Nancy Writebol, remains in recovery, but is regaining strength, her husband told CNN. » 8/21/14 8:06am Today 8:06am

Wednesday Night TV Has Become Who It Really Are

As of this morning on Netflix, you can watch the BBC smash Happy Valley, a six-hour drama in the vein of The Killing or Broadchurch or The Fall about old ladies plus murders. Otherwise tonight we've got whodats and whatsits aplenty, tiny little houses with tiny little furniture, and a full-on masquerade. » 8/20/14 7:12pm Yesterday 7:12pm

"Affluenza" Teen's Dad Arrested for Impersonating a Cop

The wealthy father of a Texas teen whose "affluenza" defense helped him avoid prison after a deadly drunk driving accident has been arrested for allegedly pretending to be a police officer, the Dallas News reported. » 8/20/14 5:45pm Yesterday 5:45pm

Illuminati Sacrificed Robi​n Williams, Family Guy Repeat Proves

Terrible animated sitcom The Family Guy aired a rerun, centered around Robin Williams, just moments before the public learned of Williams' tragic suicide. Some of Earth's 7 billion sentient humans suspected this meant that he had been sacrificed by the elite deviants of the Bavarian Illuminati. » 8/20/14 5:01pm Yesterday 5:01pm

Why Did Jaden Smith Just Tweet This Video of a Plane Making Contrails?

Jaden Smith just Tweeted a link to a YouTube video of an airplane producing condensation trails. There is no context; his last Tweet was more than a week ago. It's just a link to the video. Is this the Illuminati proving that chemtrails exist? Let's wildly speculate. » 8/20/14 4:50pm Yesterday 4:50pm

NFL Says Legally It Doesn't Have to Address Cheerleaders' Shitty Wages

Over the course of the last year, NFL cheerleaders have attempted to raise their pay to at least minimum wage through various lawsuits. In June, two Oakland Raiderettes sued the league for fair pay. The NFL's official response? Not our problem. » 8/20/14 4:30pm Yesterday 4:30pm

Ariana Grande Is a Kabbalist and Suspected Serial Killer

Pint-sized pop singer Ariana Grande is the reason why the phrase "cutie patootie" exists, even at age 21. But did you know that lurking deep down that adorable, quinceañera-frequenting exterior, below even the demons she speaks freely about, may be the cold-blooded heart of a serial killer? It's true, she said it… » 8/20/14 4:13pm Yesterday 4:13pm