There Are No Candidates For the Middle Class

Important news in the class war: major presidential candidates of both parties are reportedly "aligned" on the issue of income inequality. What does that mean? » 3/30/15 12:32pm 20 minutes ago

Fuck Jamie Foxx and His Bad Transphobic Jokes About Bruce Jenner

Jamie Foxx hosted this year's iHeartRadio Awards, which aired last night on NBC. In his opening monologue, he mocked Bruce Jenner by saying, "Bruce Jenner will be here doing some musical performances—he's doing a his and her duet all by himself...I'm just busting your balls, while I still can." » 3/30/15 12:13pm 39 minutes ago

Cops Question Harvey Weinstein Over Alleged Assault of 22-Year-Old Woman

Iran Claims U.S. Drone Killed Two of Its Military Advisers in Iraq

As nuclear negotiations between Iran and U.S. allies go down to the wire, the Islamic Republic has accused America of killing two of its advisers in the ground war in Iraq with an unmanned aerial vehicle—though U.S. officials say the allegation has no merit. » 3/30/15 11:33am Today 11:33am

Cops: "Obsessed" Teacher Sent Thousands of Texts to 11-Year-Old Student

A former Pittsburgh elementary school teacher is accused of being "obsessed" with one of her 11-year-old students, sending the girl thousands of text messages over a period of two weeks, and planning to run away with (and possibly even adopt) her. » 3/30/15 11:40am Today 11:40am

Did Clinton's Backdoor Adviser Illegally Lobby for Putin Ally?

Hillary Clinton says there is nothing to hide in her scandalous personal email account, now apparently half-deleted. But leaked emails from her longtime confidant Sidney Blumenthal show that he and another former official from Bill Clinton's administration were secretly lobbying the secretary of state on behalf of a… » 3/30/15 11:25am Today 11:25am

Wait—Why Wasn't Jon Hamm in Gone Girl?

Jon Hamm, who recently completed a 30-day stint in rehab, is headed to our televisions on April 5 in the return of AMC's Mad Men. But why wasn't he headed to our movie screens back on October 3 when Gone Girl came out? Hmm. A good question. » 3/30/15 11:13am Today 11:13am

John Travolta Is "Scientology's Captive": Going Clear's Shocking Claims

Last night, HBO premiered Alex Gibney's documentary exposé Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. How fucked up, dangerous, intimidating, and crooked is Scientology? Let Gibney count the ways. The doc was undoubtedly full of revelations for those who haven't read Lawrence Wright's 2011 New Yorker piece… » 3/30/15 11:02am Today 11:02am

Report: Man Dressed as Woman Killed in Cocaine-Fueled Shootout at NSA

At least one person was killed and two were injured this morning after a driver reportedly attempted to ram the security gates outside of Fort Meade, the Army complex that houses the NSA's headquarters. Shots were reportedly fired during the attempted breach, though it's not immediately clear who fired them. » 3/30/15 10:40am Today 10:40am

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Prosecutors: Germanwings Co-Pilot Was Treated for Suicidal Tendencies 

According to German prosecutors, Andreas Lubitz—the Germanwings co-pilot believed to have intentionally crashed an Airbus A320 last week, killing 150 people—had previously been treated for suicidal tendencies. » 3/30/15 9:58am Today 9:58am

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John Oliver: If You Love April Fools' Day, You're Basically a Monster

Last Week Tonight is on break this week, but John Oliver still made a video to address the crisis that will strike all of us just two short days from now: April Fools' Day, that holiday beloved of monsters and sociopaths only, is on its way. » 3/30/15 9:40am Today 9:40am

Guns on America's Craziest College Campuses Looking More Likely

Florida and Texas, famed for being the two most levelheaded and reasonable states in America, may soon allow college kids to carry concealed guns on campus. » 3/30/15 9:19am Today 9:19am

South African Comic Trevor Noah to Replace Jon Stewart at The Daily Show

The New York Times reports that 31-year-old South African comedian Trevor Noah is your next Daily Show host. Noah first appeared on the show in December to talk about police brutality in America and South Africa. He's contributed on-air only twice since then. » 3/30/15 9:10am Today 9:10am

Eight Dead, 10 Injured After Church Van Runs Stop Sign and Crashes 

A church van carrying 18 people ran a stop sign on U.S. Highway 27 in Glades County, Fla. before crossing four lanes of traffic and crashing into a canal early Monday. Eight people were killed and 10 were injured in the crash. » 3/30/15 8:44am Today 8:44am

Idiot Spring Breaker Filmed Biting the Head Off a Hamster

So it's spring break, things get a little crazy out by the pool, and woah wait is this kid really going to bite the head off a live hamster and did he just snap the hamster's neck oh my god teens are the worst. » 3/30/15 1:35am Today 1:35am

Harrison Ford Fell Out of the Sky Recently But He's Okay Now

Crash Recording: Pilot Missed the Chance to Use Bathroom Before Takeoff

According to a new timeline and transcript released by the German newspaper Bild, Germanwings Flight 9525 pilot Andreas Lubitz encouraged his co-pilot to use the bathroom just moments before he intentionally crashed the plane into the French Alps last week. » 3/29/15 10:56pm Yesterday 10:56pm