Scientists have measured all the light released in the universe since the Big Bang. Everyone take Monday off.
Jason Sudeikis Still Doesn't Know Whether He Will Return to SNL
When asked on hardball investigative show the View whether he would return to Saturday Night Live in the fall, Jason Sudeikis tried to evade the question. Eventually he cracked under all the pressure and answered that he has no idea whether he will return to play the show's resident normal Dad, Devil, Joe Biden,…
Boyfriend and Girlfriend Stab Each Other Over American Idol Winner
An argument between a Pennsylvania couple over which American Idol finalist deserved to win the contest escalated quickly, resulting in a knife fight that left the pair bloodied and behind bars.
Leonardo DiCaprio Will Escort You to His Home in Outer Space for $4M
On Thursday night, three people came one giant leap closer to making their dream of dying alongside Leonardo DiCaprio a reality, when they paid a combined $3.8 million to travel with him into space on a Virgin Galactic voyage.
It's Cool; Amanda Bynes Just Told a Judge Her Bong Was 'a Vase'
The New York Post just released this image of America's Darkest Timeline Amanda Bynes, taken in court earlier today. TMZ reports that Bynes told a judge the (alleged) bong she threw out of her window last night was "just a vase." The judge scheduled Bynes' court date for July and released her into a taxi and her gray New …
Rocky Horror Picture Show icon Tim Curry, 67, is currently recovering from a major stroke he suffered Thursday night. His agent reports that he is "doing great" and is "in great humor."
McDonald's CEO in Feisty Racial Exploitation Accusation Exchange
Annual shareholder meetings are the one time when activists traditionally get a chance to berate corporate executives directly, trying to goad them into exchanges. And hey, McDonald's had a pretty decent one yesterday. Featuring racism charges!
Real Lesbians React to Fake Lesbian Porn Made for Straight Men
Remember Davey Wavey? He's the "globe-trotting gay YouTube sensation and fitness guru" who asked gay guys what they think about vaginas and old people what they think about gay sex.
Goodbye and Good Riddance, The Hangover
In my experience, the Hangover movies are mildly amusing when they aren't despicable. They are founded on a clever premise (retracing the steps of the blackout night before). They relish the joy and profound weirdness that stupidity can produce. They touch on relevant cultural practices and obsessions like eternal…
