Kanye West's Oxford Lecture Is 20 Minutes of "The Best, Illest Quotes"

There is no way to begin a report about Kanye West's Monday lecture at the Oxford Guild Business Society that would be better or more telling than Yeezy's own opening remarks: "OK, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it'll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I… » 3/03/15 2:20pm 20 minutes ago

No Love for "Looking For A Girlfriend" Guy, Just Sex With 118 Women

New Yorkers who frequent Lower Manhattan have undoubtably seen Dan Perino's face plastered on one of his thousands of "looking for a girlfriend" fliers. Since he started posting the ads for companionship last summer, he's been flooded with phone calls—more than 8,000, he tells news.com.au. He also claims to have… » 3/03/15 1:47pm 53 minutes ago

This Is Hillary Clinton’s Secret Email: HDR22@ClintonEmail.com

Former officials of the U.S. State Department are furiously denying suggestions that retired Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s extensive use of a private email address violated federal rules concerning the preservation of official government records. A FOIA request filed two years ago by Gawker, however, proves… » 3/03/15 1:25pm Today 1:25pm

Whiny Harvard Student Gets Skewered In Devastating Email

In the old days, disputes between Harvard students were settled one of three ways: pistols at dawn, a scullerman's joust, or trial by mayonnaise. Things have changed, though, and now the distinguished men of Harvard engage in combat like most millennials do: by sending unbearably long emails to each other that… » 3/03/15 12:13pm Today 12:13pm

What is "everyone" talking about right now? "Everyone" is talking about Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu address to congress about Iran's nuclear ambitions, which is happening as I post. If you want to learn more about the speech, read here. If you want to discuss the speech as it happens, use this space. » 3/03/15 11:46am Today 11:46am

Perfect Women Walked

Two perfect women were seen walking yesterday in SoHo, one week after they were seen kissing. According to PageSix, they were later spotted at Queen of the Night, where they "snuck off to the bathroom during dinner and slow-danced at the end of the show." At one point, they shared a chair. » 3/03/15 10:56am Today 10:56am

SNL Cut Christian Grey's New and Improved Red Room for Time

The stars of Fifty Shades of Grey have signed on for the sequel, Fifty Shades Darker—how could they not, with all the fun they're having? (And by "fun," I mean "money")—which will eventually be delivered to a fanbase hungry for wilder, kinkier shit. Like what? Well, the Saturday Night Live writers had some ideas, but… » 3/03/15 10:19am Today 10:19am

Chapel Hill Shooter Obsessively Photographed Couple's Parking Spots 

After prosecutors announced Monday that they intend to seek the death penalty for Craig Hicks, the 46-year-old who shot and killed three Muslim students in an apartment near UNC-Chapel Hill, new details of the shooter's obsessive nature emerge. » 3/03/15 9:35am Today 9:35am

Teen Kennedy Loses Her Shit at a Club: "I Am a Kennedy, Google Me"

Nineteen-year-old Kyra Kennedy, daughter of RFK, Jr., was somehow not let into a 21+ club this weekend. I mean, can you literally even...no! This is crazy. Page Six reports that Lava at the Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona, New York—described on its website as a "pulsating danceclub"—wouldn't admit Kyra even… » 3/03/15 9:15am Today 9:15am

Who's the Man? How Being Versatile in Bed Is a Way of Life

A few weekends ago, a straight male friend and I were discussing the straight world's squeamishness about gay sex. I told him something I find myself saying a lot these days: hearing about sex that differs from the kind you have shouldn't be a traumatic experience and furthermore, such information is not a threat to… » 3/03/15 9:00am Today 9:00am

Tiaras, Toe-sucking & Squidgy: How British Media Took Over the World

The British Isles have brought many innovations into the world: tea time, reality TV singing competitions, imperialism. And, of course, scandal. Between inventing and refining the art of tabloid journalism, and providing homegrown material for the papers in the form of the royal family, it's clear that the British… » 3/02/15 4:00pm Yesterday 4:00pm