CDC: Ebola Could Infect 1.4 Million by January

Following the World Health Organization's prediction that the Ebola virus could spread to more than 20,000 cases in Africa by November of this year, the Centers for Disease Control has released their own prediction: 1.4 million cases by mid-January of next year. The CDC's estimation, the Associated Press reports, is… » 9/23/14 1:08pm 22 minutes ago

What S.H.I.E.L.D. Is Getting Right and What It Could Still Get Wrong

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. returns tonight after a first season that most of us can't remember, but we're hopeful. Co-creator Joss Whedon and cohorts are always making bad television that then somehow swerves into greatness, shows about teenaged female vampire slayers and very old neurotic serial killers and… » 9/23/14 12:53pm 37 minutes ago

Ex-Cisco Engineer Caught On Google Maps Pled Guilty to Wife's Murder

Bradley Graham Cooper, a former engineer for Cisco, pled guilty to second-degree murder in the death of his wife yesterday. Part of the evidence against Cooper was a Google map search to the location of her body. Investigators said Cooper did the search the day before the murder, while his computer was connected to… » 9/23/14 12:31pm 59 minutes ago

The Undeniable Tragicomedy of a Man Orgasming 100 Times Per Day

Dale Decker is a man who says he orgasms in his pants over 100 times per day. As he and his wife explain in the video below, this is a horrible affliction that makes it impossible for him to live any semblance of a normal life. But there is something we must all admit about Dale Decker's story: its tragedy is sadly,… » 9/23/14 12:04pm Today 12:04pm

A Glossary of Islamic State Propaganda Euphemisms

As U.S. bombs fell in Syria for the first time last night, the "official spokesman of the Islamic State of Iraq and Sham" reportedly released a far-ranging 11-page message to its fighters, American opponents, and Muslims worldwide. It makes a tough read, unless you've got a glossary handy. » 9/23/14 11:39am Today 11:39am

"Every One of Them Are Dead": 911 Call From Florida Massacre Released

Gilchrist County, Fla. police have released the 911 call made by Don Spirit the night he shot and killed his daughter and his six grandchildren in their home in the small town of Bell last Thursday evening. "I just shot my daughter and shot all my grandkids and I'll be sitting on my step, and when you get here, I'm… » 9/23/14 11:15am Today 11:15am

Remember the Time Snapchat's New PR Chief Played Dirty NJ Politics?

The next time Snapchat's fratty young master puts his loafers in his maw, his newest hire will be there to assist: Jill Hazelbaker is the app's new communications director, and she has a penchant for internet gaffes herself. » 9/23/14 11:06am Today 11:06am

Amazing Teen Sings Beyoncé in His Mom's Shirt on The Voice

Elyjuh René walked into The Voice wearing braces, a shirt that matched his mom's, and some sort of magical heart-stealing apparatus that makes you want to quit your job, become his best friend, and just sit sit around all day singing Beyoncé songs together. Maybe some Diana Ross, too! » 9/23/14 10:52am Today 10:52am

This Third Boob Is Probably Only Real in Our Hearts

After news broke yesterday that Jasmine Tridevil, 21, of Tampa had allegedly paid $20,000 to have a third boob implanted on her chest to make herself "unattractive to men," we've heard whispers in the wind (and read stories) that this Third Boob is a stunt, a hoax. It very well might be. … » 9/23/14 10:45am Today 10:45am

Seattle Prosecutor Drops All Pot Tickets in Response to Weed-Hating Cop

Pete Holmes, Seattle's city attorney, announced yesterday that his office would dismiss all public use of marijuana tickets issued through July of this year, the Associated Press reports. Nearly all of those tickets were issued by a single, weed-hating cop. » 9/23/14 10:17am Today 10:17am

Insane Smiling Woman Paula Deen Attempts Redemption Arc

Greased laughingstock who said the word "nigger" once in the '80s Paula Deen, appeared on this morning's Today show to discuss her return to cookin' programmin'. Throughout her 10-minute chat with Matt Lauer, Deen's faced crapped out smiles with the desperation of a child beauty pageant contestant whose go-go juice… » 9/23/14 10:07am Today 10:07am

"Fuck It, I Quit" Reporter Explains Her Dramatic On-Air Exit

It looks like KTVA reporter Charlo Greene's on-air announcement that she'd be leaving her job was just the first part of a pro-weed media campaign. Greene, who revealed herself as owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club in the same segment, released her own video yesterday, explaining her motivation. » 9/23/14 9:42am Today 9:42am