Trump's DC Hotel Is Being Built by Undocumented Immigrants He Despises

According to Donald Trump, idiot billionaire and face of YouTube’s popular Annoying Orange, Mexican immigrants who come to the U.S. illegally “have lots of problems” and they’re “bringing those problems to us.” He has publicly claimed that the only things undocumented immigrants have to offer the U.S. are drugs and… » 7/07/15 10:38am 2 minutes ago

Subway Jared Allegedly Ran Porn Lending Library Out of His College Dorm

Many of us suffered a devastating blow this morning when we learned that beloved sandwich savant and Subway black card holder Jared Fogle is being investigated for child porn. Apparently, however, this news shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise: Back in college, Jared’s original claim to fame was loaning his… » 7/07/15 9:52am 48 minutes ago

Here Are All the Theories About the Ben Affleck and Jen Garner Divorce

After 10 years and one day of marriage, actors Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced last week that they’ve decided to divorce. We knew this was coming, but still, we ask: why? What happened in between falling in love on the set of Daredevil (2004) and moving out of a shared bedroom in their Los Angeles home and… » 7/07/15 9:31am Today 9:31am

The Worst Excerpts from the Newly Unsealed Cosby Files

On Monday, Deadspin’s Diana Moskovitz obtained a disturbing collection of documents from a 2005 civil suit against Bill Cosby by former Temple University employee Andrea Constand, who accused the comedian of drugging and raping her. While the suit was settled out of court in 2006, the case’s records remained sealed… » 7/06/15 9:22pm Yesterday 9:22pm

Why Doesn't This Clip of Kim Cattrall Scatting Have a Billion Views?

If I ever become an actor and get famous enough to have my own episode of Inside the Actors Studio, when James Lipton asks me, “If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say at the Pearly Gates?,” my answer will be: “Yomma kippee yabo, said erayfa kabo in da Latin he quoth: You, Jay, soffa saray!!!” » 7/06/15 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm

Bill Cosby Admitted Under Oath to Buying Drugs to "Use" on Women

According to the Associated Press, Bill Cosby said in a 2005 deposition that he bought Quaaludes with the intention of giving them to women he wanted to have sex with. In the same deposition, he reportedly admitted to giving drugs to a female former Temple University employee who filed a lawsuit accusing him of rape… » 7/06/15 5:40pm Yesterday 5:40pm

Website Apologizes For Running Racist Album Review By Notorious Creep

The last we heard from the music writer who calls himself M.T. Richards, he was harassing the female rapper then-known as Kitty Pryde via email over the July 4 weekend of 2013. Nearly two years to the day, Richard once again rose above the music-writing flotsam thanks to a weird and gross album review published by Spin » 7/06/15 5:33pm Yesterday 5:33pm

How Hard Is It to Get Kicked Off Brazil's "Sin-Free" Facebook? 

Evangelical Christians in Brazil are going louco for Faceglória, a new, “sin-free” Facebook knockoff for the very religious. Since launching a month ago, Faceglória has over 100,000 users pressing “Amen” instead of “like.” It also has strict posting policies: No swear words, no violence, no gay content or erotica,… » 7/06/15 5:05pm Yesterday 5:05pm