Apple Keeps Steve Jobs' Empty Office Untouched

Like an emotionally abusive high school coach still haunting your anxiety dreams, the specter of Steve Jobs looms over the Apple of today. Maybe preserving his office three years after his death is making that worse. » 9/17/14 1:20pm 21 minutes ago

Jameis Winston To Sit One Half For Yelling "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy"

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston will sit out the first half of the Seminoles' game against Clemson Saturday as punishment for yelling "Fuck her right in the pussy" on a table in the middle of campus Tuesday. » 9/17/14 1:17pm 25 minutes ago

Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Are Reportedly Headed for Divorce

Sad news for fans of hot love, classic tunes, and correctly chosen "looks": it seems Avril Lavigne and husband Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback—you know him) are headed for divorce. » 9/17/14 1:09pm 32 minutes ago

Julianna Margulies and Fallon Sing a School's Morning Announcements

What we forget watching serious drama the Good Wife—with the heels and the jackets and the hair and the objections!—is that Julianna Margulies is actually pretty funny. Namely, she's game for most bits; she's down for letting herself look foolish. So in comes Jimmy Fallon's latest Tonight Show sketch riffing everyday… » 9/17/14 12:44pm 58 minutes ago

Princeton Fop Ted Cruz Is a Green Beret Soldier or Something Now

Ted Cruz, Princeton '92 and creepy bathrobe enthusiast, is really tired of all these nancyboys who run the military, insisting that there must be political reconciliation and trustbuilding to forge stability in Iraq. Is he gonna have to go over there and bloody up some jihadi ass himself? » 9/17/14 12:27pm Today 12:27pm

Report: Ariana Grande Hopes Her Fans All Fucking Die

Ariana Grande, mumbly little peanut on the left, god knows what on the right, has had her tiny share of bad press lately. She's already been accused of wielding a diva-like attitude towards photographers and interviewers, and she's just been accused of wanting all of her fans to fucking die. Classic diva. » 9/17/14 11:31am Today 11:31am

Media Critic Calls Chris Hayes Sexist for "Girl Talk" Reference

Mark Finkelstein, a NewsBusters editor dedicated to "COMBATING LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS" who "spent ten days in Iraq" once, has a scoop: MSNBC host Chris Hayes was really sexist on the air last night. Which is true, if you don't know who Girl Talk is. Mark Finkelstein does not know who Girl Talk is. » 9/17/14 11:15am Today 11:15am

Teens Charged With Murder After Woman Guns Down Intruder in ICP Mask

An Ohio woman shot and killed a local teen on Sunday after he and three other teenagers were allegedly caught trespassing in her home at 4 a.m. At the time of the shooting, the teen was reportedly wearing an Insane Clown Posse mask and standing over the bed of her son holding a knife. Police later discovered that the… » 9/17/14 10:57am Today 10:57am

Man Has 100-lb. Scrotum Removed, Looks Forward to Sex With Wife

Dan Maurer—a man who's made headlines for his 100-pound scrotum—successfully had the growth removed in surgery last month. Among the things he looks forward to after rehabilitation is having sex with his wife for the first time in seven years. » 9/17/14 10:33am Today 10:33am

Pregnant Woman Fends Off Purse Snatcher Hours Before Giving Birth

A pregnant woman was putting her groceries into her car in the parking lot of a Kroger's in Flint, Mich. when Mark Newton, 30, ran up and snatched her purse. According to police, the woman, nine months pregnant, chased after the thief, who pushed her to the ground. That's when two good Samaritans stepped in, who were… » 9/17/14 10:25am Today 10:25am

Peter Thiel Slams Twitter: "A lot of pot smoking going on over there"

Everyone's favorite gay libertarian hypocrite is up early this morning, and he's got big opinions: Peter Thiel just hopped on CNBC to call Twitter's executives a bunch of weed-snorting losers. » 9/17/14 10:09am Today 10:09am