Glenn Beck: The Media "Just Raped Bill Cosby"

Glenn Beck, person who profits by saying outrageously dumb things, said another outrageously dumb thing Thursday. Specifically, he claimed that alleged rapist Bill Cosby is actually a victim of rape himself—media rape, by the evil and predatory mainstream media! » 11/20/14 5:06pm 51 minutes ago

"Bang Bang I'm Dead": The Marysville Shooter's Chilling Final Texts

In the week before he shot four students to death at at Marysville-Pilchuck High School last month, 15-year-old Jaylen Fryberg sent dozens of ominous text messages to friends and family members. "Bang bang I'm dead" one reads. "I set the date. Hopefully you regret not talking to me," reads another. » 11/20/14 4:55pm Today 4:55pm

An Innocent Rapper Could Go to Jail for Life Just for Releasing an Album

If you'd like to hear Tiny Doo's mixtape No Safety, you can do so here. But be aware that by listening to it, you may somehow be implicated in nine California shootings for which 14 men are about to stand trial. Tiny Doo himself is one of those men, and even prosecutors admit that the only crime he committed is… » 11/20/14 3:55pm Today 3:55pm

Everyone Should Hate-Watch Peter Pan

Allison Williams, who normally plays a total Marnie on Girls, knows how you're going to watch Peter Pan on NBC Dec. 4 (hate-watch, duh) and she wants you to know: don't! Allison Williams, please do not tell me what to do. » 11/20/14 3:42pm Today 3:42pm

Here's a Puke-Inducing Preview of the World's Tallest Roller Coaster

The world's tallest roller coaster, The Skyscraper, is scheduled to open at Orlando's Skyplex in 2017, and it looks like it'll be a tower of goddamn terror. The coaster's track will wrap around a 535-foot-tall monolith, twisting riders through a downward spiral for four minutes with "no downtime." » 11/20/14 2:55pm Today 2:55pm

Here Are Seven Home Remedies for Alleviating Brutal Sinus Pressure

It's that November week when everyone gets sick for the first time: Rapidly changing temperatures, dry heat in apartment buildings, the dry cold outside, and germs, germs everywhere. Your sinuses are clogged, your headaches are splitting, your prognosis dire. How will you survive? » 11/20/14 2:43pm Today 2:43pm

The Dumb Faces of One Direction's Four, Ranked

Despite being a very famous band with access to the best resources the music industry can buy, One Direction decided to put two bad candid photographs on the cover of their new album Four. In both photos, each member of the band is making a dumb and stupid face. These are those faces ranked in ascending order of… » 11/20/14 2:25pm Today 2:25pm

Jennifer Garner's Ex-Husband Bestowed Upon Child a Great Polish Name

The Baby Name Critic isn't one to ogle the male specie. She prefers to keep them at more than arm's length. Why, you ask? Because they can physically impregnate you at any minute! And even though the Baby Name Critic loves to critique baby names, she prefers not to be around babies. Also, men are awful (© official… » 11/20/14 2:03pm Today 2:03pm

This Nuclear Sub Was Part Of History's Most Unlikely Beer Run

Setting out on a nuclear submarine patrol is just about the closest thing there is to interstellar travel. Life is monotonous, there is nothing to look at, work is demanding and both sleep and space are in short supply. Navy ships can execute Steel Beach events and even the rare 'Beer Day' to give overworked crews a… » 11/20/14 1:58pm Today 1:58pm