Tiny, Dysfunctional Family to Protest National Weather Service Over the Gays or Whatever

The sign-toting human embodiment of talk radio will stage a protest of the National Weather Service on October 8 because they’ve run out of new things to hate. They’re also somehow tying gays into the protest, of course, because everyone knows we secretly control the weather. (Why else would chemtrails be so neatly… »10/05/15 4:53pmToday 4:53pm

Here's That Anti-Semitic Joke Joe Biden Tried to Keep Off the Record

In 1974, Joe Biden gave a very good, extremely horny interview to Kitty Kelley. Just about the only thing that didn’t make it into the article, which ran in Washingtonian Magazine, was a mysterious anti-semitic joke Biden made to another senator. You’d think a joke that uncouth would be funny—but sadly, you thought… »10/05/15 3:52pmToday 3:52pm

Stop Driving Through Floods, You Idiots

When it became clear last week that the looming weather catastrophe wouldn’t be remembered for Hurricane Joaquin, but rather the historic flooding in the Carolinas, I knew that the internet would be plastered with videos of idiots driving through floods come Monday. Idiots came through. Don’t drive through a flood,… »10/05/15 3:30pmToday 3:30pm

NASA Releases Totally Real Definitely Not Faked High-Res Moon Landing Pics

Did the moon landings really happen? I have no clue, I’m not an astronaut, but NASA certainly wants you to think so—they’ve released 8,400 high-res moon landing pictures that they say are definitely real and not at all photoshopped, curiously timed with the release of The Martian, which I’m sure is just a coincidence,… »10/05/15 2:24pmToday 2:24pm

The Second Amendment Is Not What Protects Gun Dealers After Massacres 

Following this past Thursday’s massacre at Umpqua Community College in Oregon, in which a lone gunman armed with five guns and an assault rifle slaughtered nine people, there will be much talk about gun control. »10/05/15 1:52pmToday 1:52pm

FBI Warns Philly-Area Universities About "Beta Rebellion" Threat on 4chan

“Out of an abundance of caution” after the mass shooting that killed nine last week at an Oregon community college, the FBI’s Philadelphia field office has warned Philly-area universities about a threatening post made over the weekend on that crucible and/or cesspit of internet culture, 4chan. »10/05/15 1:45pmToday 1:45pm