LIRR Service Is All Fucked Up, As Revelation Foretold 

For 90 minutes this morning, Long Island Rail Road service was suspended coming into and going out of Penn Station due to “signal trouble.” For 90 minutes this morning, LIRR riders inundated the E, 7, and 2/3 subway lines, as the MTA cross-honored their LIRR fares. For 90 minutes this morning, Satan was released from… » 9/02/15 11:02am 15 minutes ago

Pollsters Agree: Donald Trump Voters Who Hate Donald Trump May Exist, Probably Don't, Who Knows, Anything's Possible

The Politico today introduces us to a few (potential) Donald Trump protest voters who are motivated not by actual affection for the nativist cartoon plutocrat, but by contempt for the entire institution of electoral politics. These “Haters For Trump,” as The Politico dubs them, consider Trump to be a grotesque, racist… » 9/02/15 10:51am 26 minutes ago

Court Docs: Subway Jared’s Pedophile Friend Invited Woman to Have Sex With Animal

Russell Taylor, the former director of Jared Fogle’s anti-childhood obesity charity who yesterday pleaded guilty to child pornography charges, once tried to lure a woman to his house to have sex with an animal, according to court documents obtained by the Indy Star.
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Woman Pulls Gun on Teens at Park, Claims It Was for Self-Defense

A woman who pulled a gun on three teenagers in a suburban St. Louis park last Wednesday claimed it was just for self-defense, but said she would have used the weapon if she had to. The incident was the climax of a neighborhood dispute that had been building since earlier that day, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported. » 9/02/15 10:10am Today 10:10am

I'm Sorry, But Who the Fuck Does This Homewrecking Pig Think She Is?


Do you see this pig? The one photographed above, biting her pen like it’s a throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt? This, my friends, is Denise, and it’s recently come to my attention that she’s the homewrecking hog America’s beloved Kermit the Frog left America’s more beloved Miss Piggy for. And I would like to know… » 9/01/15 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

Ex-Director of Jared Fogle Charity Pleads Guilty to Child Porn Charges

On Tuesday, the former director of Jared Fogle’s anti-childhood obesity charity pled guilty to 12 counts of child exploitation and one count of distributing and receiving child pornography, charges related to an alleged conspiracy with the disgraced Subway spokesperson, The Washington Post reports. » 9/01/15 7:45pm Yesterday 7:45pm

Cosby Rapeseed Portrait Banned from State Fair: "In America, We Call It Canola" 

Artist and programmer Nick Rindo, whose medium of choice is various plant seeds, created a portrait of accused sexual predator Bill Cosby out of canola seeds and submitted it to the Minnesota State Fair. But it didn’t take the fair organizers long to realize that the rape portrait had not fallen far from the rape… » 9/01/15 5:20pm Yesterday 5:20pm

A Typhoon and a Hurricane Are the Same, So Why Do We Call Them Different Names?

A tropical cyclone is an iconic storm that strikes fear (or laughter) in the heart of coastal residents around the world. Most of these low pressure systems over the ocean are weak, but some can grow into monsters. If they’re all the same kind of storm, though, why do we call them different names around the world? » 9/01/15 5:08pm Yesterday 5:08pm

Being Hillary Clinton's Private Spy Was a Full-Time Job

When journalist-turned-Clinton-shill Sidney Blumenthal was blocked by the Obama White House from a full-time job in Hillary Clinton’s State Department, he settled for the next best thing: Constantly spamming Clinton’s secret, private email account. » 9/01/15 5:00pm Yesterday 5:00pm

Men Consume, Women Are Consumed: 15 Thoughts on the Stigma of Sex Work

Last week, federal agents arrested the founder and five staffers of male escort site Rentboy.com. Two days later, GQ published “The Real Life of a Sugar Daddy,” a feature on SeekingArrangement.com’s buyers and sellers of sex. Here, Charlotte Shane, who’s been a sex worker for 11 years and a writer under this name for… » 9/01/15 4:52pm Yesterday 4:52pm

Kate Bosworth Likes Her Husband

It makes me sick that—in 2015!!!—unfettered access to the thoughts, feelings, and desires of those we know from television, film, and photograph is still—somehow??!—out of reach. It is unacceptable. Luckily, in a recent interview with Express, Kate Bosworth let us know what she thinks about her husband. » 9/01/15 4:33pm Yesterday 4:33pm

Bruce Springsteen Has Been Shitting on His Biggest Fan Chris Christie Since Time Immemorial

Like the narrator of the Bruce Springsteen classic “I’m Goin’ Down,” Chris Christie just can’t stop lovin’ somebody who doesn’t seem to love him back. Except in Christie’s case, it’s not the dying flame of an old relationship he wants, but the love of Bruce Springsteen himself. Recently unearthed emails show that the… » 9/01/15 4:23pm Yesterday 4:23pm