Gov. Orders "Systematic" Withdrawal of National Guard From Ferguson

Missouri Governor Jay Nixon has called for a "systematic" recalling of the state's National Guard from policing protests in Ferguson. The order follows a night of relative peace in the St. Louis suburb, where tensions remain high, but violence appears to be diminishing. » 8/21/14 2:28pm 4 minutes ago

50 Cent's ALS Challenge for Floyd Mayweather: Prove You Can Read

50 Cent used the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge to troll his former friend, boxer Floyd "Money" Mayweather, with a contest of a different nature. Fuck a bucket of ice and $100: 50 will donate $750,000 to any charity if Mayweather can read an entire page of a Harry Potter book. » 8/21/14 1:52pm 40 minutes ago

Ferguson Committeewoman Gives Sean Hannity the Exact Look He Deserves

Fox News' resident pomade expert, Sean Hannity, had some important thoughts to share about the poor put-upon constabulary of St. Louis County, Missouri, last night. You could tell they were important because he found a local woman of color in a position of authority at whom to shout them. » 8/21/14 1:44pm 48 minutes ago

Pandora Reveals Most Promising Diversity Numbers Yet

Pandora has become the latest Bay Area tech firm to disclose their diversity data. And of all the companies to release their numbers thus far, the pioneering music streaming and recommendation company is the first to reveal itself to be virtually equal parts male and female, the Wall Street Journal reports. » 8/21/14 1:28pm Today 1:28pm

Neo-Nazis Fall for The Onion's Psychic Adam Sandler Story

Sometimes a work of satire is so profound, so incisive that the twisted society it came from can't even recognize it for a farce. Other times people are just really, really dumb. The latter was almost certainly the case this week when ClickHole—The Onion's BuzzFeed parody site—published "5 Tragedies Weirdly… » 8/21/14 1:19pm Today 1:19pm

Couple Uploads Beautiful Selfie From Phone They Might Have Stolen

These two lovebirds are wanted in connection to the burglary of a woman's home in Santa Clarita, Ca. Someone broke through a window and stole cash, jewelry, and electronics, including the phone the couple used to take this selfie with. They were determined persons of interest by police after their selfie was found… » 8/21/14 12:35pm Today 12:35pm

A Wedding Dance Hopefully None of Your Friends Will Attempt, On SYTYCD

It starts like this: All-Star tWitch, choreographer WilldaBeast, and Usher's "Yeah." Simply put, that is a recipe for perfection. Take a look at tapper Valerie and tWitch's hip hop routine from last night's So You Think You Can Dance. » 8/21/14 11:51am Today 11:51am

YouTube Video of Brutal Killings at Sea Sets Off International Mystery

Three days ago, an extended video popped up on Youtube of five mariners being shot to death in the open ocean on the wreckage of their boat, as their killers guffaw and chatter from the decks of their larger crafts. Where was the footage shot? Who were the victims and their killers? So far, no one knows for certain. » 8/21/14 11:30am Today 11:30am

R.I.P. Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp's Relationship

It's always tough when two celebrities call it quits. Everything in your life is the same, sure, but that only makes it more painful. Your morning coffee is just as it was yesterday, but you're drinking it in a world without them. Your commute home at night is just as it's always been, but you're making it in a world … » 8/21/14 11:20am Today 11:20am