Woody Allen Thought He Was Probably Just Gonna Fuck Soon-Yi a Few Times

In a new interview with NPR in anticipation of his 3,000th film about a young woman falling for an old man, Woody Allen talked about why his alleged sexual abuse of his daughter hasn’t affected his movies and the genesis of his marriage to Soon-Yi Previn, the adopted daughter of his ex-wife Mia Farrow, who first met… » 7/30/15 12:40pm 8 minutes ago

Jose Canseco Will Wear a Dress for a Week to Support Caitlyn Jenner—Uhh

Jose Canseco, former baseball guy who currently manages a Twitter account and recently blew off his middle finger, would like to demonstrate his support for Caitlyn Jenner. “A normal, non-offensive way?” you’re wondering. No!!!http://gawker.com/jose-canseco-b... » 7/30/15 11:42am Today 11:42am

He Said, She Said: The Mythical History of the False Rape Allegation

An odd place where men’s rights activists and feminists meet is at the idea that false rape allegations ruin lives. The first side is infuriated that with a single accusation, someone (usually female) can destroy the reputation and future of someone else (usually male). The second side argues that false allegations… » 7/30/15 11:04am Today 11:04am

U. of Cincinnati Cop Who Killed Sam DuBose Pleads Not Guilty to Murder 

Ray Tensing, the University of Cincinnati police officer who killed Sam DuBose during a routine traffic stop on July 19, pleaded not guilty to murder this morning. His bond was set at $1 million.
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No, Ben Affleck Is Not Dating the Nanny, According to Ben Affleck

Earlier today, Bobby Finger—Jezebel writer, rumormonger, and my enemy—reported that Ben Affleck has been dating his children’s nanny, Christine Ouzounian, since his separation from Jennifer Garner. Well, BOBBY, Ben Affleck has responded to these allegations and wants you to know that YOU’RE A LIAR. » 7/29/15 9:45pm Yesterday 9:45pm

Matthew Sanchez, the 911 operator who allegedly hung up on a woman aiding a dying teen after telling her, “You can deal with it yourself,” has resigned, NBC News reports. “Sanchez tendered his resignation of employment from the Albuquerque Fire Department effective immediately,” said a department spokesperson.
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Video of Sam DuBose's Death Drastically Different From the Police Report

University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing was charged Wednesday with the murder of Sam DuBose, 43, an unarmed black driver he had pulled over for an alleged missing license plate. At the indictment announcement, prosecutors also released video from Tensing’s body camera that directly contradicts the police… » 7/29/15 5:04pm Yesterday 5:04pm

Story Argues Against Flying With Support Animals; I Remain Unconvinced

Take one look at the gif above and tell me that seeing a turtle scuttling around wouldn’t improve the experience of being cattle-herded through one of the circles of hell that is a U.S. airport. The answer should be clear to you (it is, “Yes, that would improve my travel experience greatly”), but just in case you’re… » 7/29/15 4:20pm Yesterday 4:20pm

A Parched Millionaire Broke Into Obama's Favorite Bistro to Steal Vodka

What’s a thirsty millionaire to do when he’s fiending for a Campari and there’s nary a bar in sight? Ignoring the fact that this happened in Georgetown, a college town literally lined with bars, the answer for one PR exec was apparently clear: break into a fancy restaurant and steal $100 worth of shitty booze. » 7/29/15 4:10pm Yesterday 4:10pm