Terrence Howard Has a Small Dick, Says His Wife, Says Terrence Howard

One day it will all be over for Terrence Howard. Life, yes, but more importantly the extremely embarrassing legal battle he’s been waging with his ex-wife Michelle Ghent. Recently, according to TMZ, Howard filed legal documents stating that Ghent attempted to blackmail him by threatening to release photos of his small… » 5/06/15 6:21pm Today 6:21pm

Amy Schumer Had an All-Male Jury Debate Whether She's Fuckable

It’s clear that Amy Schumer has been expanding her range in season 3 of her show, and it’s mostly been a success (see her foray into music videos in episodes 1 and 2), but Tuesday’s episode of Inside Amy was the most ambitious yet: One long black-and-white 12 Angry Men spoof where an all-star (and all-male) cast… » 5/06/15 6:04pm Today 6:04pm

Uber Took Nearly a Week to Give Police Name of Sexually Harassing Driver

On April 30, a 31-year-old New York woman took an Uber home around 2:30 a.m. from her DJ gig on the Lower East Side. The woman, who we’re not identifying by name, says she fell asleep in the car and awoke to find her driver caressing her face. The woman says the driver then jumped in the back of the car and tried to… » 5/06/15 5:51pm Today 5:51pm

CBS News Just Can't Figure Out How to Report on Tornadoes

CBS News continued its tortured and factually-adjacent track record of reporting on tornadoes today, tweeting out a picture of an ominous lowering in an Oklahoma thunderstorm with the overblown caption “massive tornado takes form.” They soon corrected the tweet with one just as dubious.… » 5/06/15 5:28pm Today 5:28pm

Between 3:27 p.m. and 3:35 p.m. Today, Kim Kardashian Gained Confidence

After appearing as one of the most naked attendees at the Met Ball on Monday, Kim Kardashian won a coveted spot on Vogue’s best dressed list. The reality star was incredulous at the news at first, tweeting at 3:27 p.m. today, “Best dressed list?!?! Thank you so much Vogue for this honor! #MetGala2015.”
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Bar Owner Charged With Manslaughter for Letting Customer Take 56 Shots

The owner of a French bar is facing charges of “manslaughter by willful neglect” after a patron took 56 shots of liquor in one night to break the establishment’s posted record. The 57-year-old drinking champ later died at home of a heart attack, and his daughter says the bar owner had been cheering him on. » 5/06/15 5:00pm Today 5:00pm

The Hamburglar Grew Up to Be an EDM-Loving Asshole Dad

Think back, if you dare, to when you were young. Can you recall the Hamburglar, a pudgy cartoon criminal who wore a striped shirt and whose only dream was to steal all of your McDonald’s hamburgers? Now? He’s got a 401k and a propensity for dressing like Justin Bieber. » 5/06/15 4:07pm Today 4:07pm

Woman Uses Giant Breasts To Crush Watermelons, Purchase a Small Island

Busty Heart has big breasts and tall tales, so she’s perfect for reality TV. She appeared on last night’s Botched not to get her boobs fixed (each is filled with 2,000 cc of silicone, and billed as measuring in at 46H) but because she wanted to get her stomach redone. Along the way, the stripper/all-around-entertainer… » 5/06/15 3:55pm Today 3:55pm

Here's Another Puke-Soaked Episode of NYC's Bottomless Brunch Shitshow

Last time on Manhattan’s Drunkest Brunches, daytime cocktail peddler Pranna was at risk of losing its liquor license after its Madison Avenue neighbors complained about customers’ belligerent, bottomless-mimosa-soaked antics. A notable incident involving a drunk NYU student who claimed to be the heir “half of fucking… » 5/06/15 3:45pm Today 3:45pm

The Hilarious, Brady-Bashing Texts Sent By The Pats' Ball-Deflators

At the center of Ted Wells’s Ballghazi report are Jim McNally and John Jastremski, two longtime Patriots employees who are the primary handlers of the team’s game balls. Jastremski is the official “game ball maker” for the team, and McNally is the officials’ locker room attendant. According to the Wells report, these… » 5/06/15 3:32pm Today 3:32pm

Everything You Need to Know About CRISPR, the New Tool that Edits DNA

CRISPR, a new genome editing tool, could transform the field of biology—and a recent study on genetically-engineered human embryos has converted this promise into media hype. But scientists have been tinkering with genomes for decades. Why is CRISPR suddenly such a big deal?
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California Gov't Aide Arrested for Running a Rogue Masonic Police Force

Cops generally don’t look too kindly on vigilantes, but they apparently hate rogue, Masonic police forces that claim a 3,000 year-old-legacy and jurisdiction in 33 states. Which is why, last week, the LAPD arrested three California residents allegedly behind the Masonic Fraternal Police Department. » 5/06/15 2:32pm Today 2:32pm

Nothing Is Concise or Clear: An Interview With Sean H. Doyle

This Must Be The Place, the new memoir by Sean H. Doyle—published May 1—features the most gratuitous drug use of any book I’ve ever read, and it’s packed with violence, grief, and generally horrible things. In fact, if you were to take out the drugs and the violence and the sadness, you’d really have nothing. But none… » 5/06/15 2:10pm Today 2:10pm