Don't Hate Kim Kardashian. She's Just a Butt.

I really like Kim Kardashian. I usually have nothing but disdain for celebrities, or celebrities in training. There is not a thing less interesting, or useful in the world, than an "artist" of dubious talent who has risen to fleeting fame because of sex connections, family connections, or money connections. But I… » 11/21/14 2:15pm 5 minutes ago

Jake Gyllenhaal's $3 Million Pool Is the Crisp White Sneaker of Pools

Not every great pool must be a grand pool. Like a pair of Keds, sometimes satisfaction is attained through well-executed simplicity. Let us consider the above pool, which belonged to Jake Gyllenhaal for nearly a decade before being sold this week for just over $3 million. It is the crisp white sneaker of pools. » 11/21/14 2:07pm 13 minutes ago

Comcast Billed a Customer $3,000 For Moving Out of Their Clutches

This week in Comcast Simply Doesn't Give a Fuck About You: A Tennessee man says the cable giant—ironic motto: "Comcast cares"—slapped him with a $3,000 bill because he moved to an area it doesn't serve. » 11/21/14 1:54pm 26 minutes ago

Ryan Gosling Gets Restraining Order Against His "Twin Soul"

According to court documents obtained by E! News, actor and new father Ryan Gosling filed a temporary restraining order yesterday against a 34-year-old woman claiming to be his "twin soul." In the docs, Gosling says Grace Marie Del Villar has "harassed and stalked and sought to have personal contact with" his family. » 11/21/14 1:45pm 35 minutes ago

Two More Women Come Forward With Bill Cosby Rape Allegations

Bill Cosby's never ending horror story continues: Two more women have shared their accounts of allegedly being raped by the comedian, one as an underage girl in Pittsburgh, the other when she worked at a Los Angeles talent agency in the 1960s. » 11/21/14 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

The Best Movies and TV to Stream This Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving: What is it? A holiday to celebrate the vaguest things we treasure, eat until we explode, and drink until we ditto. Whether you need a moment away, or enjoy your family so much you want to sit in front of a screen silently with them, here is a deluxe list of movies, TV shows, and zany moments available… » 11/21/14 12:53pm Today 12:53pm

Key & Peele's Season of Dark Comedy Peaked With This Aerobics Sketch

The hilarious late '80s aerobics boom has really made a comeback this year: First with a Taylor Swift remix, and now this sketch from Key & Peele. But behind the peppy music—K&P used the actual soundtrack from the '88 Crystal Light Championships—lurks some seriously dark shit. » 11/21/14 12:25pm Today 12:25pm

In The Brilliant New Hunger Games Film, Katniss Can't Escape The Arena

The third movie in the Hunger Games series is supposed to be the one where the frame pulls back and reveals a bigger world than the teen arena of the first two. Instead, Mockingjay Part 1 does something more daring: it shows how all of the dystopian land of Panem is just the Arena writ large. Minor spoilers ahead... » 11/21/14 12:20pm Today 12:20pm

Cops Think Diaper Teen Enrolled in 6th Grade to Recruit Kids for Porn

Seventeen-year-old Ricardo Javid Lugo, who authorities say posed as a 12-year-old to enroll at Hurst Hills Elementary School as a sixth grader, was arrested for possession of child pornography. Police believe Lugo recruited victims at school for himself and a 28-year-old man with whom he lived. » 11/21/14 11:55am Today 11:55am

The Iranian Vampire Tale of A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

The girl of Ana Lily Amirpour's A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night is not like other girls. She is, for one thing, a vampire, but she's not like other vampires, either. She wears a hijab and prowls the fictional Iranian town called Bad City (actually Bakersfield, Calif.). Her inevitable feeding seems to come as much… » 11/21/14 11:31am Today 11:31am

This Kid Just Died [VIDEO]: Grief Porn Enters the Facebook Era

Right now, in a place you've never visited, a person you'll never know is dying. If he's dying in a particularly devastating way—and, more importantly, if he is leaving behind shareable content—it is possible that millions of strangers will mourn his or her death tomorrow. Why? » 11/21/14 1:05pm Today 1:05pm